Chapter 2 (well the start of chapter 2)

There were some shells on the beach, and I love to collect shells, so I picked one up.  Suddenly I felt a sharp pain the hand that was holding the shell!  I looked at hermit-crab like creature with nine, no 10 eyes!  He was purple with green stripes, and that was sort of weird, so I put it down.  Besides, it pinched me!  I decided to explore my little island a bit, and when I peered behind a palm tree, I saw the most repulsive creature ever.  It had the head of a black beetle, but the body was a man's body!  I froze.  It had seen me!  What was I going to do?